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Available in two sizes, it’s ready to hold your strong morning brew, an afternoon tea, or the mug you bring out when conversation needs a little edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, vibrant colors with crisp printing\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44213328576599,"sku":"36574192065664334043","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/0386\/5431\/files\/3214996912590214665_2048.jpg?v=1788190992"},{"product_id":"evansville-hoo-hoos-baseball-club-gloss-poster-vintage-black-cat-team-print","title":"Evansville Hoo-Hoos Baseball Club Gloss Poster – Vintage Black Cat Team Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eA sleek high-gloss poster that brings vintage sports spirit into any room. The bold monochrome design — a stylized black cat and archival lettering — is a real minor league team emblem from 1911. Hung above a desk or framed in a hallway, it adds quiet character and a touch of nostalgia without overpowering your space. The glossy surface catches light and makes the crisp black print pop against the bright white background, while the subtle white border gives a gallery-ready look. 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Printed with archival-grade giclée inks on museum-quality matte paper, the design holds deep, stable colors and a soft, non-reflective finish that reads like an aged game-day program. It’s sized to work in narrow frames, stairwell galleries, or above a desk — a quiet nod to nostalgic fans who love retro team graphics and authentic print texture. The subtle surface grain and faithful color reproduction make the artwork feel lived-in, as if pulled from a classic arena wall and remounted for modern display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Museum-grade archival paper for long-term color stability\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée printing with bright, fade-resistant inks\u003cbr\u003e- Matte finish reduces glare and enhances vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 46 sizes; slight size tolerance of +\/- 1\/16\"\u003cbr\u003e- Indoor use only; shipped within the United States\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18″ x 24″ \/ Matte","offer_id":44230507102295,"sku":"98261162313463606341","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/0386\/5431\/files\/15318315589990822492_2048.jpg?v=1788466063"},{"product_id":"vintage-wrestling-at-the-coliseum-matte-poster","title":"Vintage 'Wrestling at the Coliseum' Matte Poster","description":"Bring the grit and nostalgia of a 1930s arena into your space with this matte vertical poster. The aged paper tone and bold headlines recreate an old-school wrestling bill, making each match-up feel like a slice of sports history. Hang it in a den, gym, or bar to spark conversation and add vintage character. The matte finish soaks up light for an authentic, museum-quality look that reads like a relic rather than a glossy print. 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